I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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