You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
