why didn't you poke me back
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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