margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
so much tequila, so little girl.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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