just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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