Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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