OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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