I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
