it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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