So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
