Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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