Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
