You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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