We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Someone shit on the floor
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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