God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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