There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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