mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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