I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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