How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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