Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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