Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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