It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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