Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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