She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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