He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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