last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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