best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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