Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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