We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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