dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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