Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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