what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My vagina is very pro this idea
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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