whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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