I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I love having hate sex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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