its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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