She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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