Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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