Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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