Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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