i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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