wrigley field is MILF paradise
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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