well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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