Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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