Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
