): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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