Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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