yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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