We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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