after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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