To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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