I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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