Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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