Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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