Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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