Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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