Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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