he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize