i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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